*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.
girl: dad i’m pregnant
dad: ha ha nice to meet u pregnant, i’m dad!!!
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics
I tried to make an edit of Tyler Oakley and I’m not sure what went wrong but I made him into a demon help
"Well hello everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and YOU’RE GOING TO DIE TODAY"
IT IS TIME *clap* FOR ANOTHER *clap* SATANIC *clap* RITUAL
Today we will be sacrificing my good friend Troye Sivan
THIS POST ALONE DESERVES ITS OWN FUCKING MEDAL
one of this fandom’s greatest moments
I’m not even in this fucking fandom and I’m rebloging
I appreciate your kindness